Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
SOMETIMES REALLY CUTE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT
Ah! It’s TUESDAY!